Cotter Chronicle

Peter Kauphusman

Peter Kauphusman, staff writer

Peter Kauphusman, the 16-year-old white Mexican with some unknown Euro background and German last name.  Peter spends his spare time performing a pump for his arms or hitting the slopes and insulting you, Jon Snow dies, as well as crushin’ weights and gettin’ dates. Oh, and don’t forget that Peter lifts. Main source of protein, meat, which is very helpful because Peter works at Ledebuhr Meats. Quotes to live by? “Live large, die large, leave a giant coffin.” - Dom  Mazzetti, and for intellectual types: “Death solves all problems; no Man, no problem.” - Joseph Stalin.

 

All content by Peter Kauphusman
Spring Is Here

Spring Is Here

Peter Kauphusman, staff writer
March 15, 2016
Dark Souls Review

Dark Souls Review

Peter Kauphusman, staff writer
March 1, 2016
Full Court Teen Press

Full Court Teen Press

Peter Kauphusman, staff writer
February 26, 2016
Skating into New Territory

Skating into New Territory

Peter Kauphusman, staff writer
January 27, 2016
Intellectual Mornings

Intellectual Mornings

Peter Kauphusman, staff writer
December 2, 2015
Young, but a Champion

Young, but a Champion

Peter Kauphusman, staff writer
November 10, 2015
Cotter: A Creative Institution

Cotter: A Creative Institution

Peter Kauphusman, staff writer
November 9, 2015
Old Technology

Old Technology

Peter Kauphusman, staff writer
November 4, 2015
Study Firm

Study Firm

Peter Kauphusman, staff writer
October 23, 2015
Sports Ahoy

Sports Ahoy

Peter Kauphusman, staff writer
October 6, 2015
Tasty

Tasty

Peter Kauphusman, staff writer
October 2, 2015
I moust-ache you a question

I moust-ache you a question

Peter Kauphusman, staff writer
September 29, 2015
Because Its The Cup

Because It’s The Cup

Peter Kauphusman, staff writer
September 22, 2015
Jakub Klas: man of many interests

Jakub Klas: man of many interests

Peter Kauphusman, Staff Writer
September 18, 2015
Natures Raw Power: Lightning

Nature’s Raw Power: Lightning

Peter Kauphusman, staff writer
September 18, 2015
Load More Stories

Comments (0)

All Cotter Chronicle Picks Reader Picks Sort: Newest
Activate Search
Peter Kauphusman