Peter Kauphusman, staff writer
Peter Kauphusman, the 16-year-old white Mexican with some unknown Euro background and German last name. Peter spends his spare time performing a pump for his arms or hitting the slopes and insulting you, Jon Snow dies, as well as crushin’ weights and gettin’ dates. Oh, and don’t forget that Peter lifts. Main source of protein, meat, which is very helpful because Peter works at Ledebuhr Meats. Quotes to live by? “Live large, die large, leave a giant coffin.” – Dom Mazzetti, and for intellectual types: “Death solves all problems; no Man, no problem.” – Joseph Stalin.
